Showing his beer belly on myspace.
- Fingering almost every hot chick in Fargo-Moorhead from 1994 to 1998.
- Prank calling every Nagle in the phone book. Cardboard cutout of Shaq.
- Fingering almost every ugly chick in Fargo-Moorhead from 1994 to 1998.
- Waking up and realizing that he had his finger in his own ass for 4 years.
. Loves cats and hates anal blood.