Jonas Ness

Provides consular services in Tallinn, Estonia and Bergen, Norway.

Talks shit about his friends from Williston.

Has a good midwest work ethic.

Bands

Got kicked out of Pizza Patrol in Moorhead, MN for wearing a Hammerhead t-shirt.

Is the last known person to have a copy of the un-released Nobody's Children recordings.

Promoted shows for several Kill Rock Stars and K records bands in Williston, ND.

Keeps an autographed photo of Madigan Shive in his guitar case.

Got arrested in Fargo, ND for cooking a pizza at the 700 club.