Jeff Foldenauer

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  • Known as the "casa nova" of Slippy McGee. Numerous documented sexual encounters with humans and non-humans.
  • A crippling birth defect on his right hand made him one of the best Edina,MN-born bass players to have ever lived above a Christian bookstore in Fargo, ND. The tensile strength in his "plucking claw" was legendary.
  • Had a penchant for fine clothing. Wore his now famous "stage pants" for the first (and only time) at the Cabooze nightclub in Minneapolis, MN.
  • Lack of body hair and mutiple lacerations have led some to believe that Jeff is actually a "Mer-man" - a cross between a man and a fresh water manatee.

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