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* Known as the "casa nova" of Slipply McGee.  Numerous documented sexual encounters with humans and non-humans.
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== Bands ==
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*[[Slippy McGee]]
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== Highlights ==
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* Known as the "casa nova" of [[Slipply McGee]].  Numerous documented sexual encounters with humans and non-humans.
  
 
* A crippling birth defect on his right hand made him one of the best Edina,MN-born bass players to have ever lived above a Christian bookstore in Fargo, ND.  The tensile strength in his "plucking claw" was legendary.
 
* A crippling birth defect on his right hand made him one of the best Edina,MN-born bass players to have ever lived above a Christian bookstore in Fargo, ND.  The tensile strength in his "plucking claw" was legendary.
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* Lack of body hair and mutiple lacerations have led some to believe that Jeff is actually a "Mer-man" - a cross between a man and a fresh water manatee.
 
* Lack of body hair and mutiple lacerations have led some to believe that Jeff is actually a "Mer-man" - a cross between a man and a fresh water manatee.
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== Contact Info ==

Revision as of 13:30, 15 October 2005

Bands

Highlights

  • Known as the "casa nova" of Slipply McGee. Numerous documented sexual encounters with humans and non-humans.
  • A crippling birth defect on his right hand made him one of the best Edina,MN-born bass players to have ever lived above a Christian bookstore in Fargo, ND. The tensile strength in his "plucking claw" was legendary.
  • Had a penchant for fine clothing. Wore his now famous "stage pants" for the first (and only time) at the Cabooze nightclub in Minneapolis, MN.
  • Lack of body hair and mutiple lacerations have led some to believe that Jeff is actually a "Mer-man" - a cross between a man and a fresh water manatee.

Contact Info