5lb.M.V.
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A.K.A. - Five Pound Muppet Vagina
Contents
Members
- Matt Keszler (Vocals, Keyboards)
- James LeBrasseur (Guitar)
- Bret Stone (Bass)
- Justin Norris (Drums)
About
Formed in late spring of 2000 as an emotional vent for the members of a lame goth-industrial band. Lyrics were often filled with dark images of religious persecution, fraternal rape rituals, and Boy Scout molestation. Became a pioneering experiment into why bandmates should not live together. Often remembered for their Saquatch-like drummer, who shed his bodyweight in sweat after every practice session and show.
Highlights
- Stage show included a 6 foot tall, inflatable penis (Irene) that was bounced along the crowd like a beach ball.
- Was the first band to be banned from playing at Kirby's.
Shows
Often played at Moose Lodge, American Legion, and rural farmsteads.
Discography
- Donkey F*ck Show - E.P.
- Released full-length CD of all their material in 2000. This CD is ultimately rare, due to there being only ONE copy in known existance. The CD was in the possession of Hilary from Telepathetic. The whereabouts of that CD are now lost to the mists of time.